
Saw this sign posted all over the Maine Medical Center in Portland, Maine during my business trip visit there on November 4, 2005.
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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